Should I Retire the Red Pants?

It's been brought to my (Marino) attention to "lose" the red pleather pants.  I've been seriously considering this.  I don't know, should I go with a florescent green instead? 
Traditionally, I've been wearing the red pants for Valentine's day.  It seemed to draw an extra attention.  I seem to have a weakness for attention and as a result, fell into a trap of continuing to wear them.  I've since learned that people laughing, although attention, probably isn't favorable.

Oh well, so much to ponder, a major decision ... what will I do.  This weekend, I'll be in black, that's for sure.  See you soon.